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There are still a few men who love desperately.– J.D Salinger
find yourself. nobody’s gonna do it for you– anonymous
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wake up kid, she’s crazy about you.– anonymous
Ghost World-The Personals-How Pathetic
ENID: (CONT'D) Jesus! Listen to this one "Do you remember me? Airport shuttle, June 7th. You: striking redhead with yellow dress, pearl necklace, brown shoes. I was the bookish fellow in the green cardigan who helped you find your contact lens. Am I crazy, or did we have a moment?"
REBECCA: God, that's so pathetic. I bet she didn't even notice him.
ENID: I know. And he's like psychotically obsessing over every little detail.
REBECCA: We should call him and pretend to be the redhead.
ENID: Oh, we totally have to.
“Well you can tell Jesus, the Bitch is back” -Georgina...
Germs,Band Practice, Gymboree.Oh my!-gilmore girls
Zach: Brian's been yammering on about germs and spores for 20 minutes. I'm completely freaked out to touch a microphone ever again.
Brian: I'm just saying, at the end of the night, who cleans them?
Zach: Shut up, Brian.
Gil: Look, man, I only have the babysitter till 6:00, then it's my turn to drive them to Gymboree.
Zach: Dude, you promised you wouldn't talk about the parental issue during band practice.
Gil: We're not having band practice, and it's not a parental issue. It's being part of the cycle of life, and that, my friend, is pure rock 'n' roll.
Zach: Go join "The Polyphonic Spree," you fruitcake.
Brian: I'm just saying my bass strap has a smell.
random completely useless things I think you...
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Soda Customer: Hi, can I get a medium 7-Up? Enid: …Medium? Why sir, did...– http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0162346/quotes